STORY TYME

i would like to tell you a story...

ONCE UPON A TIME...
there was a boy. This boys name was Taylor Fritz. He like to go on Myspace, Blogger, and Homestarrunner .com. He was a smart kid who loved his computer.

all of this was cool, untill one day a man with a 1 gig flash drive walked up to Fritz. The man says to the boy "if you want to be cool, download these files into your school's hardrive" before taylor could responde the hobo disapered.

Useing my inteligent Vulcan-like lodgic, i desided to veiw the files on my own computer, to see what i was giveing the school computer. i hoped onto my bike and began rideing home. When i got to my house, my sister was on teh computer. i said to her "Sister i needith the computerith!" she said shut up. i walked away, my head hanging low. Fritz then stuck the 1 gigabite flash drive in my pocket and went to his room.

in conclusion, the flash drive was destroyed by the washing machine.

THE END