Monday, December 17, 2007

musicall clash

yesterday i was looking threw some of my dads old CDs and stuff... i found some really cool ones...

Beethoven symphonies nos. 4 and 5 by Boston Symphony Orchestra
Roll on by Alabama
Breathless by Kenny G
Feels so Good by Chuck Mangione
Chase the Clouds away by Chuck Mangione
Back in the High life by Steve Winwood
Livin Inside your love by george benson
Nervous night by the hooters
Astral Voyage by Kitaro

The odd collections of genras was amazing to me. it had jazz, country, classical, rock, new age... incredible
most people stick to one or the other... just odd

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

ping pong.

ping pong is one of the greatest sports ever made. its just incredibly fun. The other day my older sister wouldn't leave me alone so i took her down and put her in a head lock. she became complete frustrated and left me alone. about 20 minuets later i when to her and asked her to play a quick game of ping pong. she answers "why would i want to play with you! you hate me." Thats when i came up with this quote.
Ping pong is not a sport of lover's nor freinds! It is War! A battle for dominace at the table!
she still wouldn't play, but i got a sweet quote out of it!

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Somemore TSO

here is some more songs from the transsiberian orchistra. these are straight from the tso's website so they should have accurate titles and stuff








Saturday, December 01, 2007

trans siberian orchastra

great band. great band.


i absolutely love the trans Siberian orchestra. they are amazing. i've found a bunch of they're songs and compiled them here. check em out




and if that didn't work...

try this
http://www.projectplaylist.com/node/20714702

Monday, November 19, 2007

charley.

i just got a comment from some anonomus person calling me a genius. thanks.

anyway. when i herd the word genius i instantly thought about charley gordon and the story flowers for algernon. it was a very sad story about a mouse that gets this brain surgery that makes him a genius and then charley gets the same. after a while there brains begin to shut down. they become just as dumb or dumber that before. then they both died. it was a very touching story.

Monday, November 05, 2007

chances of rolling...

i was playing monopoly and i desided to figure out the chance of each roll. this is what i found out.


The Bolded numbers are the number rolled on the dice. if you add the bolded numbers and it'll give you what is rolled.
































































1 2 3 4 5 6
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
6 7 8 9 10 11 12



here i made a table with the total of whatever number will be rolled and the percent chance of rolling it.



































































# Totals Percentage
1 0 0%
2 1 3%
3 2 5%
4 3 8%
5 4 11%
6 5 14%
7 6 16%
8 5 14%
9 4 11%
10 3 8%
11 2 5%
12 1 3%

Thursday, November 01, 2007

dilbert


one of my favorite comic in the world is dilbert. it is hillarious. as soon as i read this one i thought of my teacher Mr. Taylor. TTYL

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

web comic creator

i was surfing the homestarrunner website, when i stumbled upon a web comic creater. it is purposely made crappy to mock web comics. i made this one in attempt to be awesome. tell me what ya think.





heres a link to the creator: http://homestarrunner.com/stinko_comic.html

Friday, October 05, 2007

homecoming

hey guys! its friday! its also homecoming! parade at christaina! see ya there!

Dance is tomarrow night. ill be there. noone is listinging! i don't care
i'm a loser! noone cares.

There was a peprally today and everyone hate the freshmen. it sucked

Monday, October 01, 2007

Word of the Week 10/1

con·tu·sion [kuhn-too-zhuhn, -tyoo-]
–noun
an injury, as from a blow with a blunt instrument, in which the subsurface tissue is injured but the skin is not broken; bruise.

[Origin: 1350–1400]

Sunday, September 30, 2007

yo! check out this video! its kickin'. its by the foo fighters and its entitled the pretender. here it goes... please work!!!!!

Monday, September 24, 2007

Word of the week

Word of the Week
span·dex (spān'děks)
–noun
a synthetic fiber composed of a long-chain polymer, used chiefly in the
manufacture of garments to add elasticity.
-adjective
Of or relating to spandex or its elastic qualities.

[Origin: 1955–60; anagram of expands]

Saturday, September 22, 2007

pistols for pandas

yep... i am bored. so basically give me money... that would resolve the problem. yes. yes it would. heres some pics.

the pistols for pandas part at the bottom is from homestarrunner.com
i found this pic at funnyjunk.com... i went there yesterday for the first time in a long time.... its kind of a gay websight... most of the stuff is just lame... but that pic cracked me up.

Monday, September 17, 2007

rampage

i am on a rampage!

email monkey

ok... heres a reall post.

um.... for some strang reason i am constantly checking my email. i don't even have a real reason. noone ever emails me. i have heard people refer to it as an email monkey. basically i check my email to block somemore spammers. they piss me off. what i really want to see is you piss head to send me comments... i know noone reads this but it would make me happy. but anyway. i check it about every 5 or six minuets when i'm on... its something that i do

piss...

i personally can't see the video... i don't know if you can

coca cola vid.




this is a vidio i did.... it sucks but i wanted to test out this video bloging thing... mabie later i'lll actually do a video. of me talking about the stuff i talk about.... wich isn't much. we shall see

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Word of week

the word of this week is
Automagically-adjective-something that happens without anyone there
see also- magic, automatically


the word of the week was provided my mr. chippendale... he didn't do this

Sunday, September 09, 2007

gym

it kinda sucks.... i have gym right after eating lunch. at the beging of gym we have to jog 3/4 of a mile and that sucks. we all get cramps from it... it sucks alot... ninja.... um.... yeah.... ok...
Roscuro Out

Thursday, September 06, 2007

NINJA!

so... let me ask you your opinion on Ninjas. what is your favorite kind. Ninja turtles, monkeys in nija suites, or the shadow kahn.

my personal favorite is the teenage mutant ninja kind. they are kickin'! my favorite ninja turtle is probably leonardo. he is the head of the gang. plus his double kantana are the coolest weapon. he is a pimp

Sunday, September 02, 2007

commentme

i basically am pissed at you. why aren't you commenting. i know. no one reads this shit. ok. what should i say. what can i do to get your attention. poopmyself? let me know

Monday, August 27, 2007

coca cola shirt


this is a pic of me... i have my coca-cola shirt on....

scoliosis

eww.... its been a 24 days sinse my last post. i am very sorry... i have no readers so what do they care!

ok

umm

this is a report i did for sculliosus... it sucks.

Scoliosis means curvature of the spine. The spine is shaped like the letter "s". They appear to hunch over a lot. Some people with scoliosis are referred to as "hunchbacks".

There are many causes for scoliosis. One cause is bad posture in adolescents. Some people with one leg longer than the other tend to lean toward the longer leg. Thus causing scoliosis. When old folks lose bone mass they start to hunch over which causes scoliosis. Some adults with scoliosis have to be back braces for many years. After having scoliosis for a long time you can end up in a wheel chair.

Luckily scoliosis is curable dieses. For almost every cause there is cure. The kids with bad posture can exercises to straiten the curve. The old people can take medication to strengthen their bone mass. The people with leg problems can buy special shoes.

At the beginning of the year the nurse check us to see if we had scoliosis. She said one in five students have scoliosis.


shut up.... no wait.... talk to me! leave me comments. the isolation is killing me

Friday, August 03, 2007

grinch 2000

today i would like to talk about the best Christmas song ever... Grinch 2000. it is from the grinch soundtrack. it is by busta rhymes and jim carry. it is the only rap song i like. its like awesome.

[Jim Carrey]
This is a Flipmode Squad
Jim Carrey collabo
Now what?

[Busta]
Ugh, hallelujah
Kids hear this come on
While I'm lacing and tryna prepare this
For y'all, oh well I got a story to tell
About a dude I met once, miserable as hell
How grouchy he was
And how slouchy he was
And when he talked, you'd smell his breath
And how lousy it was
And if you daydreamed, he'd give you pinch
Now let me tell you about Mr. Grinch
Every holiday season while we was young, growing up
Everything be cool when Mr. Grinch show up
Always plottin' and schemin' to ruin everybody's holiday season
And never had a justifiable reason

[Jim Carrey]
Yo B I had my reason
They call me The Grinch
I tried to live the given
But it was making me winch
I see happy kids whitless
"Merry Christmas" they shouted
I stole the gifts
And there was nothing anyone could do about it

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, (uh) you're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch
(Busta Rhymes, Jim Carrey, Mr. Grinch)
Mister Grinch

[Busta]
He was an angry little dude with a horrible attitude
And he'll show you some gratitude
If you let him ruin your mood
Everybody knew about him from here to Baton Rouge
He remind me of the crazy lost cousin of Mr. Scrooge
Word to mother

[Jim Carrey]
Yes, it's my favorite day
You let me take all your gifts
And just yell my name!!
(MR. GRINCH)
After that I'll be on my way
Just to return and successfully ruin your day

[Busta]
Okay for the record
What the hell made you like that?
So grouchy and grimy
How everything about you is whack
Ay yo I know you all can tell
From all the talk from his mouth
You better set some big traps
Around the gifts in your house
State of the art surveillance
Just to give it a boost
You sleep with one eye open
With a couple wild dogs running loose, now
He's definitely not the dude you can trust
He be bouncing with all your goods
And leave you biting the dust

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch

[Busta]
Grinch come around safe guard your things
You better safe guard your money
Safe guard your bling
You gotta safe guard your crib
Safe guard your g's
You gotta safe guard the stash and the car keys
You gotta listen up to what we talking about
Yeah it was better when the Grinch was never coming around her
Time after time again
Never mind he already took the liqour out your Heineken
He already quick to try again
To steal the gifts another way
And give you all a different style again
Why you stackin' and you trying to swell
You best believe Mr. Grinch schemin, dude stay coneiving ass
Ay yo he stay schemin' when you thinkin' he not
Looking over your shoulder
Peepin' everything you got
(He, he, he Busta Rhymes I will get you too)
Relax duke you need to chill
Something seriously wrong with you

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch

[Jim Carrey]
I wanna give a shout out to the West Side of Who-ville

ok

just so everyone knows... the exercising naked thing was a joke... i don't really do that... and neither should you...

Monday, July 09, 2007

exersise...naked?

one of the best ways to calm down when your pissed off is to exercise... jumpingjaks, situps and linejumps are always fun...

i found a betterway. exersising naked... i mean in your birthday suite... its calming and very fun.

the next time you get really POed, go to your room, lock the door and strip naked. situps and jumpingjaks are my favorite nudeexersises...

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

yellow

this is my 70th post... yippie

i would like to make this post about... yellow...
yellow is a color... it is a primiary color... mix it with blue you get green... mix it with red you get orange... mix it with white you get an ugly yellow... the end

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

understand...

my last post... "hey"  was posted from an email... its a new thing i'm triing... this one is too.  yeah....
 
ok  heres something i haven't said in a while
 
Roscuro Out

hey

if i understand correctly... this should go on my blog...

summer o7

here is a real question...

what is/will be so great about summer 'o7...

in almost all of my IM buddies profiles it says how great summer 'o7 is gonna be...
last year everyone was saying how great summer 'o6 was gonna be... i see forsee nothing that will make this summer better than the last...


there is one major difference for me...
GENEVA BLAHA
she is ammazing...

Geneva

Geneva is amazing. she is a sexi beast!

me and geneva are going to chillies on friday... it should and will be awesome. i basicallly love her.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

dancing

this is strongbad, he likes to dance... i'm not sure if this jpeg is broken or not.... it should work

Monday, June 18, 2007

mycokerewards

mycokerewards are/is amazing!


i got a Coca-Cola T-shirt for no moneys! it only costed 348 points! i am happy...


>

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

STORY TYME

i would like to tell you a story...



ONCE UPON A TIME...
there was a boy. This boys name was Taylor Fritz. He like to go on Myspace, Blogger, and Homestarrunner .com. He was a smart kid who loved his computer.

all of this was cool, untill one day a man with a 1 gig flash drive walked up to Fritz. The man says to the boy "if you want to be cool, download these files into your school's hardrive" before taylor could responde the hobo disapered.

Useing my inteligent Vulcan-like lodgic, i desided to veiw the files on my own computer, to see what i was giveing the school computer. i hoped onto my bike and began rideing home. When i got to my house, my sister was on teh computer. i said to her "Sister i needith the computerith!" she said shut up. i walked away, my head hanging low. Fritz then stuck the 1 gigabite flash drive in my pocket and went to his room.

in conclusion, the flash drive was destroyed by the washing machine.

THE END

Saturday, June 02, 2007

christiana

i will now tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Christiana Cheese Fries Are The Beest in the Whole world.

oh yes, they most definantly are. the best. Me Gusta.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

cotton field

my school is a plantation. the students and the slaves, the overseeer is Mrs. Lapp and the owner is Dr. Nucum.

Me and some of my fellow baseball players came up with this last night at our game

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Pwnage

My Brother pwned at the christiana soap box derby. he got first and now h is goning to akron ohio for the championship in august. thats gona be wicked sweet.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

george

i was walking down the street when a monky that went by the name of george said to me that he was the protecter of curiosity and that he could kill me with less than half a thought. i was like woah!. then the monkey said to me that he shall let me live because i was awesome and because i can HTML. i was like PRAISE JESUS. then the protector of curiosity said that he was an athiest and then i said

Your a fool, George, protector of curiosity.
then the monkey smitted me and i died. then Jesus raised me using his Jesus powers and i went to the monkey and said to him i hate you you stupid monkey and i now strip you of your supper cool monkey curiosity powers so hahahahaha THE END


Wednesday, April 18, 2007

M*A*S*H

i must say,i must say the best show ever, has got to be M*A*S*H. it is so funny and uther fun stuff. i laugh at every zing and zang those guys make. honeycut and hawkeye are the funnyest doctors there are. radar is awesome too. he is so funny and from iowa, i think. Clinger is funny to, he keeps going for a section 8 discharge, with low to no sucess. i laugh at every thing he says and weres. i suggest that show to any and everyone. i love MASH it is so funny. if i could meet those guys, the charactors, i would be happy. M*A*S*H IS ON almost everyday on the hallmark challen at 5 and 5:30 and on TV Land at 9 and 9:30. you, whoever you are shold watch it.


does anyone actually read my blog, i have no clue. please let me know. thanks

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

ummm

soo, fore the following 5 minuets i will type whatever i think. readddyyy?
Go

this homemade breead is good. this is hard. type type type. i should check my myspace. i hate those internet ads om myspacea nd alomost everfy other websites. ishould check my email. i am a moderatly speedy typer. i am not sur e why i am typing this. ummm.... so i was thinking that dilbert is a funny person, so is ratbert, and so is catbert and dobert. i should kill will angalosy. he is gay. i am hungry. i wish i had somore bread. mmmm.... i have no clue what i am going to say nezt. when will the weanther get better? its still cold and its april. it snowed yesterday. i hate the snow. one time it snowed four feet when i was a young child. that was cool. i think i will explode the ocean and the person who inveded th cold. so when.....

times up

Monday, April 16, 2007

Social Studies test

Ahhhhhh! GUESS WHAT
Today i had a socail studies test. 20% of the test is from the eassay question. we have a week in advance to start and work on it. Well guess what. i spent an hour writing, a half hour typing and guess what. I FORGOT IT AT HOME i had to rewrite the entire thing. in my entirely terrible handwriting. i hate my handwriting. that pissed me off.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

my royal randomness

here i am, rambling around the web page. i am still working on my html language. this will be bolded this will be crossed out this will be bold and underlined and crossed out isn't that a great thing to talk about!



My next subject for today will be anoying teachers. Mrs. Russin, my student teacher is a freak. she won't stop smilling. AHHHHH everyone wants to kill her! she goes over every deatail in the stupidest book ever, The Giver
ok, what do you think jonas means when he said the apple changed. Fritz?
I Don't Care she is soooooo anyoning. she pisses me off like 7 times aday! Why do i have to have her two periods?



my next subject for today is the don imus affair. the guy made a mistake. he slipped up. everyone mispeaks onetime or another.he appolagised why is it that since he is a 'celebraty' make every thinng he says matters. i heard cbs fired him, msnbc fired him. why, HE MISSPOKE! he gets fired for that and rosie o' donald can say Pres. Bush is behind 9/11 and she goes scott free. America is messed up.


leave me comments!

Monday, March 26, 2007

Are you awesome

Are you Awesome?


Yes:



No:


Jorge

I apologize for my lackings. i havent updated my blog in a month or two. MY BAD.

today i have desided to talk about my good freind Jorge Rebollo. Jorge ( pronoced like George) is my good friend. And yes, he is a mexican. Me and Him, we're lab partners. in science. thats cool. he is my good friend. it is so funn. we talk and play with chemicals and it is so fun.

Last year in CA we worked together all the time. that was cool. one time he brought in his PSP and we played in durring class. that was fun and cool. Mrs. O was okay with it 2 because we were ahead of everyone else and had 104 % in that classs. we got alot of that extra credit stuff from reading logs. we had to do one for everyday we had class and wee would do 10 a week. one time we had a competition on who could do the most and i had 30 and he had 25! good times, good times. well, I G2G.


Roscuro out

Sunday, February 11, 2007

contacts

last night i got contacts from lense crafters and its really weird. it takes me about 10-15 minuets trying to put them in and about the same for taking them out. there cool i guess, kinda a hastile. so thats about all that has happened to me in the last month.

roscuro out

Sunday, January 21, 2007

sweet car

i have officaly changed my mind. I no longer want a Element. i want a dalorean. or however you spell it. De Lorean thats how its spelled

Monday, January 01, 2007

New Year Resolution

sorry i haven't entered anthing in the last 2 months. i haven't been doing that much stuff as of late.


So... its a new year. my Resolution is to do at least 80 blogs by '08. i should be able to do that with ease since i have 364 more days. 364 divided by eighty is.......about 4. so if i do one every four days about i should get it.

i figuire I'll talk about my arm. i got my cast off, like... december... 18. yeah. taht sounds about right. my arm is doing ok.

thats all i am going to talk about for now. ok. bye